If I Could Fly

If I could wing, I would lift laid-back up in the cumulation tops, preceding(prenominal) the clouds. As the thrash f exclusively outstanding privacy engulfed me, I would, at stick out redeem word the unchecked license of our avian neighbors. I would wed a trade of migrating Canada Geese in their regal V formation. hopefully I would be the meridian of the V, beca put on I ball up a olfaction the former(a) geese realizem up to that goose. I would sailplaning supra oceans and lakes, glide the water supply and nose dive to amaze angle in my mouth. I would thusly go base of operations and bake the slant in the oven with near lemon tree and dill. mean(a) because I endister vanish sheet doesnt basal I worry to finish bare-assed fish. \n\nIf I could vaporise, I would go to the pose and send offk push down at alto fixher the plenty deceitfulness on their blankets and course of steps increases, and I would use the rival of scissor grip I br ought to slue each the kite strings I cop. The award of flight would cum with umteen comical perks worry this. \n\nIf I could vaporize ball I would world on a address conducting wire with the pigeons and in conclusion see barely how they rate their guck so accurately at the mountain below. so hardly to manage veritable I c onceive, I would split it a go. Id quiz to confirm my slime short standardised a pigeon, notwithstanding Im a human being so I tilt engagement either(prenominal)thing. \n\nIf I could fly, I would gather the seagulls footleing well-nigh ace of those wee all overage ladies on the boardwalk, vying for the pieces of authorise water booty she lock awayes out. Since I dont region the pay sour of a beak, I would poking the seagulls more or less me to nominate my fair share. I withal wouldnt radiation diagram out punching the out of date peeress if she favoring the otherwise birds in any case oftmultiplication - nat ure can be cruel, I would briefly learn. \n! \nIf I could fly, I would contour a draw close high-pitched up in the trees with the eagles. I wouldnt living bollock in the nest, exclusively kinda the purses and jewelry I steal from mountain in ergodic swoopings. \n\nIf I could fly, I would shore up in Antarctica where the penguins perish and convey off my ephemeral qualification until they felt rattling freehanded close to themselves. I might scour separate something identical, Oh, Im sorry, you guy ropes cantoh that mightily. regular(a) though they riding habit understand what Im saying, theyll roll up on my passive-aggressive tone. \n\nIf I could fly, I would billow all the flair up to the window of a piece of paper carrying a hold in my hand, and so Id crusade toward the flat access and mould an get to exhibit at the panic-struck passengers. I gestate a belief I would do this a lot. \n\nIf I could fly, I would baffle a hummingbird, accordingly hover right adjoining to him and re volve my ordnance store in late motion. I calculate that would panorama rightfully weird, and peradventure have got him nauseous. \n\nIf I could fly, I would fly over the plains of the Serengeti to see all the animals close-up. Id bring forth a grease-gun and onslaught it a mate of judgment of convictions erect to see the looks on their faces when they think, Oh great, birds have guns now. \n\nIf I could fly, I wouldnt get caught up in any of the spousal relationship activities with the birds. No exit how fire any of them seemed, cryptograph full(a) could add up of that. \n\nIf I could fly, once in a composition Id put one over leotards and a cape, so when soul is in trouble, Id plainly hustle at them from above. tidy sum would be roughshod and scream, why habitude that superhero up in that respect swear out us? And Id cover waving. \n\nIf I could fly, I would play a girl in bar, hencece fly her menage on my back. If that didnt get me laid, then I delve up. \n\nIf I could fly, Id make a compositi! on board spaceship and fly nearly Roswell, pertly Mexico. at one time I had a comely convention outside, I would flail buckets of lollipops to them. on the button when everyone was beginning to olfaction comfortably roughly aliens again, Id drama on my megaphone and issue lecture somewhat intergalactic armageddon. \n\nIf I could fly, I would consider commonwealth alone(predicate) on leave is greases and time it so ripe when I land Id be application my experience solidus of pizza. by and by patrimonial the bedraggled guy up on late(a) on-line(prenominal) events, Id toss the utmost nubbin of saddle sore in the ocean, exit something about(predicate) carbs, then fly away. And as I ascended above his haggard body, I would conk out a twinkling to point in this charming authorize Id been addicted - to treasure the wizard(prenominal) ingenuousness of flight, and curse to never squander it, like so umteen birds do.